Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Burps from Bert.. back up to speed
Well, lets get back up to speed. Things are starting to look up, and let's get down to the last two games. After which,
Game 1. The Bert-accu-scoreTM for the
Vancouver 5 Quebec 3
and the "Official" (*cough* Bullshit *cough*) score of the game was 6-4, still for Vancouver. In the game, Burnaby native Joe Sakic was booed louder than any other player, giving Quebec the motivation to score one more goal for the kipper. Ok, for Burnaby Joe. As well, it was the night of game one of the World Series, and in honour of the prestigious event, coupled with Maple Ridge native Larry Walker's retirement, the Canucks scored one extra goal as a going away present.
Game 2. The Bert-accu-scoreTM for the Wild game was
Vancouver 7 Minnesota 0
and the "Official" (*cough* Bullshit *cough* fucktards *cough*) score of the game was 3-1, still for Vancouver. Well, in four games, the Chicago White Sox swept the Houston Astros, taking all wins from Vancouver's goal total. The Vikings, yes that American Rugby team, did the unthinkable, beating Green Bay. The win inspired the hapless Wild score one goal against the Juggernaut which is Canucks hockey.
And that, once again, gives us utter Golden perfection.
Next game, the Canucks travel to the prison, known as the Pepsi Centre, to fight the imprisoned Nordiques tomorrow. And, without further adieu, the Bert-accu-scoreTM shall be
Vancouver 4 Quebec 3
neolithic pondered at 21:47
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