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Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Sunday Dead Wings Recap

I apologize, I don't have my normal flair, this week has been a little pressing so far. However, for Sunday's game.

The Bert-accu-scoreTM for the game was 14-0 for the Canucks over the Dead Red Wings, where the result we all experienced was 4-1, still for the colossal Canucks, Canada's NEW team.

Well, this one is just plain simple. This score is more like a NFL/CFL score than a hockey score, so we have to account for the differences between American Rugby Football and Canadian Rugby Football. Canadian Football only has three downs, wherease American has four. As such, one goal was given to the Red Wings for the extra down the NFL has. Also, the field in the CFL is metric, 100 metres, thus giving 110 yards, as opposed to the 100 yard field in the NFL. As such, that difference was taken away from the Canucks score, which, after metric conversion, gives us...

Utter Golden PerfectionTM.



For tonights game, Vancouver travels to San Jose, to face the Sharks. What on earth does San Jose have to do with hockey? Well, Bert and Co. will travel to northern California to teach them, don't mess with Canadians, and the Bert-accu-scoreTM shall be

Canucks 7 Sharks 2

Cha Gheill!!
neolithic pondered at 10:39
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