Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Canada Repeat Gold!!!
Well, okay, I'm jumping the gun. But, I can come up with two reasons why Canada has the best shot of all countries.
One being Ed Jovanovski. The other being Bert himself, Todd Bertuzzi. Nice to see the two top Canuck Canucks (alliteration, I love it) are Olympians.
Hmm... where are the top Canuck Leafs. Oh, McCabe is an alternate. Excuse me while I laugh. For the whole roster, click here. And look, no Los Angeles Kings.
Even Bertuzzi and Jovanovski have alliterate jersey numbers. 44 and 55, respectively. Now since the 4 and 5 are doubled up, so to speak, we should take one away from each, giving us 3 and 4. And since the Kings don't have Canuck players up to scratch, the Kings stole the 4 for their goal total, making Monday's total score being 4-3, Kings over Canucks, giving us...
Utter Golden PerfectionTM.
For tonight's contest, the Oilers come into the garage to try to gain more wins from the Canucks. Vancouver will be uber-pumped from the news they have two Canuck Olympians, and the Bert-accu-scoreTM for the game shall be
Vancouver 5 Edmonton 3
Cha Gheill!! And Oh Canada!!
neolithic pondered at 18:01
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