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Monday, December 26, 2005
The true meaning of Christmas

Yup, last night I was re-united with a certain episode of a Canadian classic, the Trailer Park Boys Christmas special in which Ricky

had an epiphany about Christmas. To quote (well, adlibbed):

Christmas is about getting drunk and fucking stoned.

Ahh yes, the true meaning of life. I just always wondered how the Trailer Park Boys would be if they were in British Columbia, not Nova Scotia. And in the Trailer Park Boys holiday calendar, only 420 is more holy.

However, I get the feeling the Canucks had celebrated a few 420's after all the Olympic team candidates they have. Bertuzzi and Jovanovski for team Canada; Naslund, Ohlund and the Sedin twins for Sweden; and last but not least, Salo and Ruutu for Finland. And surprisingly enough, NOBODY for team USA. Okay so it's not surprising.

As such, after Jovo and Bert got named as Team Canada teammates, and future gold medal winners, too many 420's were celebrated, not on April 20, but rather at 4:20 pm, thus impacting the game, giving four more to Edmonton's goal total of three, giving them seven. Once the buzz wore off, Vancouver found themselves behind by 2, and put themselves in gear, getting one more goal, making the score 7-6, giving us

Utter Golden PerfectionTM.

Then with the six Swedish and Finnish players named, the Canucks were inspired to score two more goals, for the Fins. However, the Flames decided to burn us, by supporting their own Finnish goalie Kiprusoff, and scored a goal for each opposing Swedish olympian, making the score 6-5, giving us again,

Utter Golden PerfectionTM.

As for tonight, the Canucks are hungry for revenge, and the score of the game shall be

Canucks 4 Flames 0

Cha Gheill!
neolithic pondered at 17:50
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